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10-09-2011, 05:52 AM
Far more interesting / entertaining than Banks / Euro-zone/ War etc
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that`s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig`s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without itshead before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I`m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don`t try this at home ; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male`s head off.
(Honey, I`m home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It`s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you`re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat`s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich`s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they`ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you`ve smiled at least once, it`s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to,maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that`s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig`s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without itshead before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I`m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don`t try this at home ; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male`s head off.
(Honey, I`m home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It`s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you`re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat`s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich`s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they`ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you`ve smiled at least once, it`s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to,maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone!