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Jngrbrdman
01-19-2006, 11:45 AM
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. I can`t seem
to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
7.5, and Racing 3.6. I`m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn`t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Beemerboy
01-19-2006, 12:09 PM
That is funny I sent it to many friends already thanks!

C. Charles Hahn
01-19-2006, 12:14 PM
This is older than ARPANET!! :lol:

But it`s still good....

Jngrbrdman
01-19-2006, 12:18 PM
Oh trust me.... I`ve got older than this. It`s fun cleaning out mail folders with dates that don`t have 0s in them. :lol:

C. Charles Hahn
01-19-2006, 12:21 PM
Oh trust me.... I`ve got older than this. It`s fun cleaning out mail folders with dates that don`t have 0s in them. :lol:

:lmfao I don`t think I have any mail older than 2003... you must be some kind of pack-rat!