HydroMan
05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
Hey guys, you will literally not believe what happened to me during a car wash I was doing for a first time client.
I first arrived at the place. It`s in suburbia, nice lawns etc. I notice that the neighbor`s house has all these solar panels and like four recycle bins outside, it was pretty funny. Anyways my client comes out and opens the car (a nissan) so I can get started etc.
As I am vacuuming, I turn off the vacuum for a second to stretch from bending down. As the noise died down, I heard very loud barking RIGHT BEHIND me. I turned around to see a very large doberman barking very loudly WITHOUT A LEASH like 3 feet away. I nearly **** myself!!! I stayed very calm, stood up straight, and looked into the distance and did not look at the dog in order to not provoke it. It barked for a few more seconds at walked away. I was shaking a good bit after that.
It gets better.
Remember that neighbor with all the earth stuff? Well he pulls into his driveway in his prius of course. He gets out and goes into his house. After 5 minutes while I am filling up a bucket with water, he comes out and comes over to me. When I finish filling the bucket, I look up and notice him. He askes me if I am going to wash the nissan with the water, and after I answered in the affirmative, he said if he sees me dump the bucket into the sewer he will call the EPA on me. He then asks me for a business card to make sure that I dont dump it (my contact info is on it). I told him I didnt have any and that it was none of his business whether I dumped water or not.
He gave me a lecture on global warming and how the water will destroy the lake etc. And said that he would be watching me. After I was done cleaning, I put all my stuff in my van except the bucket...heehee! I looked at his house to see if he was looking but I didn`t see him. So I walked over to the storm drain and with my back facing his house I dumped the water, I was laughing so hard while I was doing it. I was in hysterics!* I hope he saw me
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
*EDIT: The reason i was in hysterics was becuase as I was pouring the water, I imagined the guy completely freaking out and going NOOOooo!!! OMG The earth! the earth! omg!!!:nervous2:
so therefore, :har:
I first arrived at the place. It`s in suburbia, nice lawns etc. I notice that the neighbor`s house has all these solar panels and like four recycle bins outside, it was pretty funny. Anyways my client comes out and opens the car (a nissan) so I can get started etc.
As I am vacuuming, I turn off the vacuum for a second to stretch from bending down. As the noise died down, I heard very loud barking RIGHT BEHIND me. I turned around to see a very large doberman barking very loudly WITHOUT A LEASH like 3 feet away. I nearly **** myself!!! I stayed very calm, stood up straight, and looked into the distance and did not look at the dog in order to not provoke it. It barked for a few more seconds at walked away. I was shaking a good bit after that.
It gets better.
Remember that neighbor with all the earth stuff? Well he pulls into his driveway in his prius of course. He gets out and goes into his house. After 5 minutes while I am filling up a bucket with water, he comes out and comes over to me. When I finish filling the bucket, I look up and notice him. He askes me if I am going to wash the nissan with the water, and after I answered in the affirmative, he said if he sees me dump the bucket into the sewer he will call the EPA on me. He then asks me for a business card to make sure that I dont dump it (my contact info is on it). I told him I didnt have any and that it was none of his business whether I dumped water or not.
He gave me a lecture on global warming and how the water will destroy the lake etc. And said that he would be watching me. After I was done cleaning, I put all my stuff in my van except the bucket...heehee! I looked at his house to see if he was looking but I didn`t see him. So I walked over to the storm drain and with my back facing his house I dumped the water, I was laughing so hard while I was doing it. I was in hysterics!* I hope he saw me
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
*EDIT: The reason i was in hysterics was becuase as I was pouring the water, I imagined the guy completely freaking out and going NOOOooo!!! OMG The earth! the earth! omg!!!:nervous2:
so therefore, :har: