bwalker25
10-16-2008, 06:42 AM
Time for a chuckle…
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a `handy-woman` and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, ‘‘how much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man`s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
He responded, “That`s a bit cynical, isn`t it?”
The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I`m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we`ve been getting by e-mail lately.”
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You`re finished already?” the startled husband asked.
“Yes” the blonde replied “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it`s not a Porch, it`s a Lexus.”
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a `handy-woman` and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, ‘‘how much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man`s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
He responded, “That`s a bit cynical, isn`t it?”
The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I`m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we`ve been getting by e-mail lately.”
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You`re finished already?” the startled husband asked.
“Yes” the blonde replied “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it`s not a Porch, it`s a Lexus.”