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BA_Titan
12-06-2007, 03:58 PM
"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,

To beat this damn Camaro, even with it`s big blower.



As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,

The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.



Racing ahead I`m the Star of the action,

But I know I`m in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction.

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,

My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.



I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.

All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.



Don`t bother with third, `cause now it`s too late,

Just try to act cool, like you can relate.





Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can`t win them all," he says in fling,

"You may not win any in that silly thing,"





I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,

& did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,

Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night."













Merry X-Mas you guys!

kkreit01
12-07-2007, 10:14 AM
That`s a good one!

Civicman86
12-07-2007, 11:54 AM
LOL that is pretty good, and I even drive a civic. :chuckle:

stiffdogg06
12-07-2007, 12:10 PM
Turbo ftw! ;)



I like the names of the Vtec LoL.

BigJimZ28
12-07-2007, 12:13 PM
I like the names of the Vtec LoL.





Yea me too it`s funny because I have a couple of camaro`s

and the misses has a Vtec in her Saturn

stiffdogg06
12-07-2007, 12:16 PM
Yea me too it`s funny because I have a couple of camaro`s

and the misses has a Vtec in her Saturn



Don`t get me wrong. I love certain camaros when built right. But I always love when people find out they were beaten by a 4banger with one cam and only 1.6L.:2thumbs: :LOLOL

BigJimZ28
12-07-2007, 12:37 PM
Don`t get me wrong. I love certain camaros when built right. But I always love when people find out they were beaten by a 4banger with one cam and only 1.6L.:2thumbs: :LOLOL





it all good

I like anything that is built right

lbls1
12-09-2007, 10:21 PM
Lol cool......



Happy Holidays!!