View Full Version : What is your morning ritual?
Scottwax
10-03-2007, 12:29 PM
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “the terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg bada$$. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
TortoiseAWD
10-03-2007, 12:36 PM
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time†pose.
Great, now I have to put out my mind`s eye . . .
http://members.cox.net/sborders/eyebleach2.jpg......http://members.cox.net/sborders/mindbleach.jpg
Damn. Once you`ve read it, you can`t UN-read it! Make it stop!
SilverSeven
10-03-2007, 12:38 PM
:) LOL Hahahaha.... I`ll be back......
BlueZero
10-03-2007, 12:45 PM
That was funny, sad and quite frankly a little scary. Hey Scottwax, layoff sniffing the products... ;)
I did laugh out loud. :spit:
macfan
10-03-2007, 12:50 PM
all i can say is....wow, thats disturbing. funny but disturbing.
Paulie Walnuts
10-03-2007, 12:51 PM
Lol direct from Off Topic!
stiffdogg06
10-03-2007, 12:52 PM
Great, now I have to put out my mind`s eye . . .
http://members.cox.net/sborders/eyebleach2.jpg......http://members.cox.net/sborders/mindbleach.jpg
Damn. Once you`ve read it, you can`t UN-read it! Make it stop!
You sell gallons?:Paypal:
qballjr13
10-03-2007, 01:03 PM
Wow Scott....Is this the stuff you come up with when your stressed about Lotus paint burn? Kinda scary....but maybe I need to try that!
frostydog
10-03-2007, 01:47 PM
Dude...that had me laughing so hard at my desk. I actually read it more than once and just kept laughing each time I read it. The comment about the shower curtain sticking to your leg has me laughing as I type this. It`s that little detail in the story that proves you REALLY do that ritual each morning in the shower. Which makes it all the funnier
I trust you`re a top notch detailer, but you should look into standup for other work.
friggin hilarious, thanks...
Deep Gloss Auto Salon
10-03-2007, 01:53 PM
Hmmm... wacky tobaccy?????
Way2SSlow
10-03-2007, 02:17 PM
the only ritual I have is hitting the snooze a few times before I drag myself out of bed.
a.k.a. Patrick
10-03-2007, 02:28 PM
4:40 am, alarm sets off, I hit snooze once, this allows me 9 minutes to prepare for the days onslaught.
4:50 am, Im up. Run to kitchen to make 6 cups of coffee. While thats drippin, I turn on the laptop.
4:55, pour my cup, sit down with the laptop, go through Autopia and Acurazine, and a few other forums.
5:30, hop in the shower (Or morning ritual, whichever occurs first, Im rather regular except when daylight savings rolls in, lol)
5:50, out of the bathroom.
6:00, all dressed and. Grab my backpack, throw the paper in it, fire up the cuad Cab, and Im gone.
6:15, arrive at work.........
5 pm, leave work and start work at the home based business
630 pm, arrive at home to my beautiful kids and lovely wife of 21 years. Have dinner, talk about the day.
7:30 More business, hit up USPS and Fedex.
9:30, wind down, watch a show with my wife, and call it a night!
10:30, Im out!!
Pats300zx
10-03-2007, 06:13 PM
Here`s mine:
5:00 AM-Wake Up and grab a cup of coffee (preset prior evening)
5:10 Turn on news and computer (Check email and various forums)
5:30 Shave and wash up
5:35-Go for a run 4 to 4.5 miles
6:15/30 Eat Breakfast
7:00 Shower and Dress
7:30-8 Out Door to Work :)
Deep Gloss Auto Salon
10-03-2007, 08:38 PM
Monday & Tuesday:
Wake up at 6am
Turn on the news
Drink a cup of coffee
Visit the throne
Wake my son up at 7:30
Feed my son
Make sure he gets ready
Get dressed
Check work email
Leave to take son to school at 8:20
Arrive at his school at 8:50
Get back home at 9:20
Work via VPN
Leave to pick son up at 3:20
Arrive at sons school at 3:50
Get home at 4:30
Get son started on homework
Work until 5:30’ish
Make dinner
Hang with son
Put son to bed
Clean up after dinner and stuff
Browse websites of interest
In bed anywhere from 11-2am
Weds-Friday
Wake up at 5am
Visit the throne
Get ready
Leave by 5:30
Arrive at work at 6:30
Work until 5pm
Get home by 6-6:30
Make dinner, for just me or a guest
Hang with friend or browse sites of interest
Putz around
In bed anywhere from 11-2am
**Fridays are soccer games so I leave work at 4:30 and get there by 5:30-6pm.
wannafbody
10-03-2007, 10:18 PM
6:00 Get up and use some mouthwash
6:05 tell the wife to cook some breakfast
6:10-whenever- (edited by mods) the girlfriend:chuckle: