View Full Version : End of the world as we know it.....
imported_Detailing Technology
05-17-2007, 04:54 PM
Can someone explain the "Tyra Banks Show" to me? I actually lost 12 minutes of my life watching her tell her guests she is better than they are.
Add this to the top 10 reasons why Americans are doomed as a people.
1. Paris Hilton
2. The Big Mac
3. Tyra Banks Show
4. Next season of American Idol
5. The New York Post
6. Talladega Nights the movie
7. The Dukes of Hazzard the movie
8. Citizens killing Police
9. Real estate agents
10. Off-shoring and out-sourcing
Feel free to make this a top 100 list that we call can learn from.....
BigAl3
05-17-2007, 04:58 PM
yeah, she sorta talks down to her guests, i stay away from those kinds of shows and television in general...
p.s. you forget america`s top model to the list... :D
imported_Detailing Technology
05-17-2007, 05:02 PM
WOW. I dont even know what that is, but we will call it number 11.
Joshua312
05-17-2007, 05:07 PM
#12 - All the stupid Teen magazines which show teens what they should be/do/and look like
imported_themightytimmah
05-17-2007, 05:15 PM
Tyra Banks is pretty much everything that`s wrong with America boiled down into a person...
#13 VH1`s reality shows
paul34
05-17-2007, 06:25 PM
That`s why I just turn off the TV :)
However, there are certain shows I enjoy... such as 24, Lost, and a very few others.
For these, I just get them off the internet. No ads, HIGH DEFINITION, and I can watch it on my schedule. :)
Of course, this isn`t any different than me borrowing a recorded copy from a friend (like on videotape), then just forwarding through the commercials... but corporate America has a problem with people like me anyway.
GlossyTundra
05-17-2007, 07:43 PM
6. Talladega Nights the movie
7. The Dukes of Hazzard the movie
..
I no longer accept you as a person.:cry:
EDIT: I just saw you were from NY, you wouldnt get those movies anyway.
#14-Music without a band visible in a video.
Scottwax
05-17-2007, 08:34 PM
MTV should be numbers 1-9. http://www.scottwax.com/rice/videos/smilies/kekeke```.gif
imported_truzoom
05-17-2007, 09:09 PM
Talladega Nights?
SHAKE N BAKE BABY!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/dmhst6/ShakeandBake.jpg
DaGonz
05-17-2007, 09:12 PM
That`s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny bruce is not afraid. eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
World serves it`s own needs, don`t misserve your own needs. feed it up a knock,
Speed, grunt no, strength no. ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
Down height. wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
Hire and a combat site. left her, wasn`t coming in a hurry with the furies
Breathing down your neck. team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
Crop. look at that low plane! fine then. uh oh, overflow, population,
Common group, but it`ll do. save yourself, serve yourself. world serves its
Own needs, listen to your heart bleed. tell me with the rapture and the
Reverent in the right - right. you vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
Light, feeling pretty psyched.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o`clock - tv hour. don`t get caught in foreign tower. slash and burn,
Return, listen to yourself churn. lock him in uniform and book burning,
Blood letting. every motive escalate. automotive incinerate. light a candle,
Light a motive. step down, step down. watch a heel crush, crush. uh oh,
This means no fear - cavalier. renegade and steer clear! a tournament,
A tournament, a tournament of lies. offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
And I decline.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. mount st. edelite.
Leonard bernstein. leonid breshnev, lenny bruce and lester bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! you symbiotic, patriotic,
Slam, but neck, right? right.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it.
It`s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
(it`s time I had some time alone)
REM
imported_bigfoot
05-17-2007, 09:54 PM
I`m happy Paris Hilton is going to jail! Even if it`s half sentence
#15-Movies with no sense, mostly teen movies
#16-Tom Cruise
Crusader101
05-17-2007, 11:06 PM
We are doomed as a society when the media and public are obsessed with the moronic goings on of a Anna Nicole Smith and a Paris Hilton.
Compare this nonsense to when the country was gung-ho about the Apollo missions to the moon. We have certainly gone way downhill as a nation since.
BigAl3
05-18-2007, 01:33 AM
We are doomed as a society when the media and public are obsessed with the moronic goings on of a Anna Nicole Smith and a Paris Hilton.
Compare this nonsense to when the country was gung-ho about the Apollo missions to the moon. We have certainly gone way downhill as a nation since.
yeah i know what you mean... you can have (for example) five ducks that crossed the street and one of them gets stuck in the drain, gets rescued and it makes front cover news. meanwhile, we have elderly homeless and hungry people on the street and no one gives a da*n. alot of the priorities these days are all wrong...
imported_Detailing Technology
05-18-2007, 10:08 AM
I no longer accept you as a person.:cry:
EDIT: I just saw you were from NY, you wouldnt get those movies anyway.
I do get them, but I think they are insulting to a certain type of person, yet celebrated as good comedy. Being in NYC insulates me from the NASCAR crowd.
paul34
05-18-2007, 12:30 PM
We are doomed as a society when the media and public are obsessed with the moronic goings on of a Anna Nicole Smith and a Paris Hilton.
Compare this nonsense to when the country was gung-ho about the Apollo missions to the moon. We have certainly gone way downhill as a nation since.
Don`t forget about the awesome thing to do these days, namely, shortening the names of celebrities who we really shouldn`t care about. Lindsay Loahn - LiLo. The newest couple? Combine the first two letters of both names into one name and refer to them as that from then on.
Until they break up, at which point, it is headline news.
Forgot genocide or crimes against humanity... such unimportant news! I must know whether Brad and Angelina Jolie are still together!!!
:rolleyes: