What is the weirdest thing you have found in a customer's car? - Page 2

Bumpers Plus · 02-02-02, 03:40

Pocket book full of condoms, oils, handcuffs, etc. from a trade in, also had a full set of craftsman screw drivers brand new, weird combo

FLONI · 02-02-02, 07:09

dont think i didnt notice that you cleverly worked that screw reference in there with the tools reference......i know marshal guess is gonna get you on that one....dont think that just cause hes lying in a gutter somewhere with the rams' cheerleaders that hes off the job.....he has eyes everywhere

Bumpers Plus · 02-03-02, 06:22

I apologize Floni if what I said I found offended you or anyone else. I was just saying the weirdest thing I have found in a car. I alson found a desert eagle 50 caliber under my 70 year old grandfathers camry seat that I didnt know he had. I told him next time to remove it, or I coulda blowed the whole back of the car out, or me as well! Again I aplogize if what I found offended anyone, and from what I havce read so far, this is a very clean forum and I was NOT trying to take away from that in any way.

PrinzII · 02-03-02, 10:08

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Originally posted by Bumpers Plus
I apologize Floni if what I said I found offended you or anyone else. I was just saying the weirdest thing I have found in a car. I alson found a desert eagle 50 caliber under my 70 year old grandfathers camry seat that I didnt know he had. I told him next time to remove it, or I coulda blowed the whole back of the car out, or me as well! Again I aplogize if what I found offended anyone, and from what I havce read so far, this is a very clean forum and I was NOT trying to take away from that in any way.

:scared (about the 50 caliber)

FLONI · 02-03-02, 03:45

lighten up...the forum is clean but that doesnt mean we cant have some fun dood!!!
especially since it was funny as hell dood!!

puterbum · 02-03-02, 11:06

LOL floni that was a funny post up above!!

Bumpers you will get used to FLONI, he's the forum "screw"ball

FLONI · 02-03-02, 11:36

there's lots of screws loose around here....just that my screweyness is pointed out the most...but i got lots of company here...thats why ifeel so at home....

geekysteve · 02-12-02, 03:48

When I worked at the dealership, our exec's got to drive demo's (naturally), and the General Manager (GM) was driving a Lincoln Town Car. I pulled the RO to do the safety inspection/LOF, and after I was done, passed it on to the detail shop.

About 20 minutes later, one of the detailing kids comes to my stall and asks if I saw the pictures. I said, "What pictures?" He says, "like you don't know."

Now I'm super curious, 'cause he's got a pie-eating grin on his face...I walk to the detail shop with him, and the rear seat cushion is removed, and there's a pile of Polaroids...looks like someone had a good time at the bachelor party.

The GM still works there (as far as I know) and was an "upstanding, wholesome family man." We couldn't make out faces in the pic's (other than the chick's), but if it was him, he won't be earning his wings anytime soon...

02-13-02, 11:14

Once upon a time I detailed a next door friends Van. He decided to pay me 250 bucks. Well I was like what is the catch? He said I went hunting and fishing for vacation. I said, "and" Well he said" I kinda spilled some of the trout in the bucket on the floor and my dog in the back bit them and killed them while we were eating lunch. Also he said some blood from animals was in the carpet. I needed the money bad for more detailing products so I did it. It was the worst ever I ended with with fishy smeeling hands and cleaning up animal and fish guts off the carpet!!!

I cringe and gag when I think I actualy cleaned that mess up.

Blk300ZX · 02-13-02, 05:26

After a couple years detailing for actors/actresses, producers, singers and rapper rappers alike the craziest thing I have is enough sprinkled and misplaced cocaine to kill a horse. Pot reaks too and can be a ***** to air out any vehicle.

Guitarman · 02-17-02, 05:02

Ryan, I'll bet you could write a pretty interesting book!

I'll bet the DEA wants you for some undercover detailing work too.

SMartindill · 02-19-02, 09:17

When I had my shop, I picked up a Honda that belonged to the girl who cuts my hair. As I was going thru the car to put things away, I saw an large envelope that said "photos-do not bend", being that she was a friend, I looked inside. I saw 8 pages of photos of her, naked. Each page had 20 shots each, wow, what a surprise. She had them taken by a photographer, and yes, she is hot. I told her I saw them, and she was embarrased, but not mad. That was by far the best thing I ever found in a customers car.
Scott