You do have some options here...
1. Banish his vehicle to the street
2. Offer to give him rides to and from your house to keep the land based version of the Exxon Valdez out of your driveway.
3. Make him give you money for supplies to clean the Avalanche ...the oil in the driveway eventually ends up on the truck!
4. Call the Fire Department's hazmat team to follow him around...after seeing the
big red truck everywhere he goes, he might get the hint!
5. A well placed hand grenade would do the trick!
6. Buy oil company stocks...he'll make you rich!
