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Old 10-14-07, 09:04   #1 (permalink)
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Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Ok gang here's a wild one. I was watching Speed Channel this morning and good old Billy Mays is back. He was promoting a new product called Simoniz fix it! From the looks of it we'll all be out of business soon. Have a laugh and try not to cringe too much.
Simoniz – Fix It Scratch Remover – Car and Home Scratch Removal
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Old 10-14-07, 09:55   #2 (permalink)
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Another joke product...
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Old 10-14-07, 10:36   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
pfft. I use OxyClean all the time on my paint. Oxidation, swirls, scratches, lack of paint, etc - no match! It all jsut washes off!

Yupyup. After I had a neighbors car have its paint totally scraped off the hood, I just put some OxyClean on it and BAM! The non-paint washed off and the paint appeared!

AWESOME! 100% RECOMMENDED! ZOMG!!!111~~oneoneeleven
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Old 10-18-07, 11:50   #4 (permalink)
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I bet they sell a million of them. Products like these are good for business. Shows people there is no easy fix. Get it done right.
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Old 10-18-07, 12:07   #5 (permalink)
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That sucks... It will only let me order 4 at a time.
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Old 10-18-07, 12:28   #6 (permalink)
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Looks like I can finally get rid of that makita.

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The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed.
 
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I think I will start advertising this as my stand alone product/process
 
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I think I will start advertising this as my stand alone product/process
It works for thousands of car dealerships all over the country, so why not you?
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The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed.

Why would your girlfriend need such a device?
 
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Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around.
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Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around.
Dont forget to dom away with your clay and polish also. Someone should send this post to our pal Billy though
 
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