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10-14-07, 08:04
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| | WWJD? JWRTFM!
Ben Kenobi is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brampton, ON Canada Posts: 979 | Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Ok gang here's a wild one. I was watching Speed Channel this morning and good old Billy Mays is back. He was promoting a new product called Simoniz fix it! From the looks of it we'll all be out of business soon. Have a laugh and try not to cringe too much.  Simoniz – Fix It Scratch Remover – Car and Home Scratch Removal
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10-14-07, 08:55
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bigfoot is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Juncos, Puerto Rico Posts: 905 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Another joke product...
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10-14-07, 09:36
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL (UCF) Posts: 1,148 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
pfft. I use OxyClean all the time on my paint. Oxidation, swirls, scratches, lack of paint, etc - no match! It all jsut washes off!
Yupyup. After I had a neighbors car have its paint totally scraped off the hood, I just put some OxyClean on it and BAM! The non-paint washed off and the paint appeared!
AWESOME! 100% RECOMMENDED! ZOMG!!!111~~oneoneeleven
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10-18-07, 10:50
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Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sask Canada Posts: 1,246 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
I bet they sell a million of them. Products like these are good for business. Shows people there is no easy fix. Get it done right.
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10-18-07, 11:07
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Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 810 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
That sucks... It will only let me order 4 at a time. 
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10-18-07, 11:28
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Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Rochester & Lake City, MN Posts: 1,918 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Looks like I can finally get rid of that makita.
Greg
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10-18-07, 11:47
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Maui HI Posts: 218 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed.  | |
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10-18-07, 12:21
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Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rochester, NY/ LI, NY Posts: 671 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
I think I will start advertising this as my stand alone product/process | |
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10-18-07, 03:55
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL (UCF) Posts: 1,148 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
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Originally Posted by topnotch I think I will start advertising this as my stand alone product/process | It works for thousands of car dealerships all over the country, so why not you? 
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10-19-07, 07:42
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 395 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
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Originally Posted by YoMike The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed. |
Why would your girlfriend need such a device?  | |
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10-19-07, 09:29
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| | WWJD? JWRTFM!
Ben Kenobi is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brampton, ON Canada Posts: 979 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around. 
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10-19-07, 12:01
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Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rochester, NY/ LI, NY Posts: 671 | Re: Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product
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Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around. | Dont forget to dom away with your clay and polish also. Someone should send this post to our pal Billy though  | |
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