Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product - Page 2

Way2SSlow · 10-19-07, 01:29

Billy Mays...that boy gets around doesnt he? I hate that his lil infomercial ads come on late at night before I stumble to bed...He's a pretty high energy guy.

Eliot Ness · 10-19-07, 01:34

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Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

...............I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around.

Where else ya gonna find a buffer you can carry in your back pocket

'03 CTD · 10-19-07, 04:19

Do they make an optional 6" pad for it?

Grouse · 10-21-07, 11:33

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Originally Posted by YoMike

The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed.

sucks to be your girlfriend

sorry mate you walked into that one.

Ben Kenobi · 10-23-07, 12:04

Yep, no need for clay or polishes any longer! That polisher will fit into the pocket so you could have two and work on a couple of scratches at a time. Hard to believe they'll let them put this junk on tv.

Bebopp · 12-16-07, 09:59

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Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

Ok gang here's a wild one. I was watching Speed Channel this morning and good old Billy Mays is back. He was promoting a new product called Simoniz fix it! From the looks of it we'll all be out of business soon. Have a laugh and try not to cringe too much.

Simoniz â€“ Fix It Scratch Remover â€“ Car and Home Scratch Removal

All the posts on this thread disparage this product, but has anyone got actual experience using it, and if not, what do you think is wrong with it?

I'm too cheap to buy it...

wannafbody · 12-16-07, 02:42

Why are you guys knocking Simonize? Do you guys think they make junk? After all they are a major manufacturer and offer a dealer applied sealant with a 5 year warranty.

Cleaning Fool · 12-16-07, 03:39

For minor work I'd bet it does a pretty good job

bimmer330 · 12-16-07, 03:44

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Originally Posted by BlueZero

That sucks... It will only let me order 4 at a time.

Me too. I called back a second time.

Xtreme-Klean · 12-16-07, 03:46

Wow, this product is just as big of a joke as the Wax Wizard being sold at the LA autoshow.
Perhaps this is the magic product car dealership uses to buff their cars.

JuneBug · 12-16-07, 04:10

Let's see, I have a black Tahoe, swirled and scratched, and I just spent all day compounding with a rotary with 3M extra cut, polishing with IP and finishing with UltrafinaSE and to think I could have "fixed it" with ol Billy's fillers and electric tooth brush (the Julia Roberts edition) and for under 30 bucks! Sorry, I so friggin depressed now I can't go on........thanks Billy.

smoknfastlegend · 12-16-07, 10:02

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Originally Posted by Xtreme-Klean

Wow, this product is just as big of a joke as the Wax Wizard being sold at the LA autoshow.
Perhaps this is the magic product car dealership uses to buff their cars.

Naw, dealers use wool to wash and buff their cars.................steel wool.

I think this buffer may come in handy for little things (hood jambs?) otherwise its another worthless "personal" tool.