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10-03-07, 10:29
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Scottwax is online now Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Arlington, TX Posts: 25,234 | What is your morning ritual?
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “the terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg bada$$. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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10-03-07, 10:36
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| | Time's a-wastin',speedy!
TortoiseAWD is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 3,328 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
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Originally Posted by Scottwax First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. | Great, now I have to put out my mind's eye . . .  ...... 
Damn. Once you've read it, you can't UN-read it! Make it stop! | |
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10-03-07, 10:38
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Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Malaysia Posts: 194 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
 LOL Hahahaha.... I'll be back...... | |
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10-03-07, 10:45
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Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Green Bay, WI Posts: 810 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
That was funny, sad and quite frankly a little scary. Hey Scottwax, layoff sniffing the products... 
I did laugh out loud. 
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10-03-07, 10:50
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macfan is offline
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorthEastern, NJ Posts: 58 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
all i can say is....wow, thats disturbing. funny but disturbing. | |
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10-03-07, 10:51
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Lol direct from Off Topic! | |
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10-03-07, 10:52
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stiffdogg06 is online now Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus,Ohio Posts: 1,595 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
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Originally Posted by TortoiseAWD Great, now I have to put out my mind's eye . . . ......
Damn. Once you've read it, you can't UN-read it! Make it stop! |
You sell gallons? 
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10-03-07, 11:03
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Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Shrewsbury, MA Posts: 446 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
Wow Scott....Is this the stuff you come up with when your stressed about Lotus paint burn? Kinda scary....but maybe I need to try that!
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10-03-07, 11:47
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Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Damn Yankee living in South Carolina Posts: 189 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
Dude...that had me laughing so hard at my desk. I actually read it more than once and just kept laughing each time I read it. The comment about the shower curtain sticking to your leg has me laughing as I type this. It's that little detail in the story that proves you REALLY do that ritual each morning in the shower. Which makes it all the funnier
I trust you're a top notch detailer, but you should look into standup for other work.
friggin hilarious, thanks... | |
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10-03-07, 12:17
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| | ~werd to yo mutha~
Way2SSlow is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Alpharetta, GA Posts: 1,503 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
the only ritual I have is hitting the snooze a few times before I drag myself out of bed.
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10-03-07, 12:28
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Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca Posts: 4,517 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
4:40 am, alarm sets off, I hit snooze once, this allows me 9 minutes to prepare for the days onslaught.
4:50 am, Im up. Run to kitchen to make 6 cups of coffee. While thats drippin, I turn on the laptop.
4:55, pour my cup, sit down with the laptop, go through Autopia and Acurazine, and a few other forums.
5:30, hop in the shower (Or morning ritual, whichever occurs first, Im rather regular except when daylight savings rolls in, lol)
5:50, out of the bathroom.
6:00, all dressed and. Grab my backpack, throw the paper in it, fire up the cuad Cab, and Im gone.
6:15, arrive at work.........
5 pm, leave work and start work at the home based business
630 pm, arrive at home to my beautiful kids and lovely wife of 21 years. Have dinner, talk about the day.
7:30 More business, hit up USPS and Fedex.
9:30, wind down, watch a show with my wife, and call it a night!
10:30, Im out!!
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10-03-07, 04:13
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Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: West Chester, Pa. Posts: 6,281 | Re: What is your morning ritual?
Here's mine:
5:00 AM-Wake Up and grab a cup of coffee (preset prior evening)
5:10 Turn on news and computer (Check email and various forums)
5:30 Shave and wash up
5:35-Go for a run 4 to 4.5 miles
6:15/30 Eat Breakfast
7:00 Shower and Dress
7:30-8 Out Door to Work | |
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