Freak Neighbor

[qballjr13]

People SUCK!

[WilliamHBonney]

Originally Posted by Pats300zx

Just a quick update.

For the past 2 weeks I have been cutting the grass per the survey stakes and in a different direction (diagonal per themightytimmah's suggestion) to completely avoid his property. Yesterday I received a letter from my neighbors attorney. In the letter it states that I have two (2) weeks to remove any plants that I had around trees that were in question or they will be destroyed.

The letter also states that if I trespass on his property that he will be involving local law enforcement.

I really don't know what this guy's problem is but I have just resolved myself to stay on my side of the property, not give this guy the time of day, or any type of personal satisfaction over this.

I even considering putting up a "No Trespassing" sign myself but I feel that it will only continue to inflame the situation.

Oh Pat I feel so bad for you. Growing up we had to deal with neighbors across the street like that for over 20 years. You have more patience than me, at this point I would be acting "dirty" to this guy.

You have much more patience than me, I would resort to "dirty

[5IVE]

It's time you marked your own property line...with unopened milk gallons...a few days in the heat and those things will have the strength of a 1000 dirty diapers.

[mikebai1990]

lol, it won't smell like heaven for Pat either, though

[AutoCadillac]

Be careful when you are washing your car that you do not spray any water across the property line.

[Pats300zx]

Originally Posted by AutoCadillac

Be careful when you are washing your car that you do not spray any water across the property line.

Seriously...I might have to invest in a foam cannon....

If he looks out his bay window I considered putting a nice NO TRESPASS SIGN KEEP OFF GRASS sign staked in my yard. He would see it everytime he ate. I want to do it out of spite but I am afraid of where it might lead.

[kaval]

Originally Posted by AutoCadillac

Be careful when you are washing your car that you do not spray any water across the property line.

sadly that comment shouldn't be taken lightly...*sigh* what has this world come to

[BlueZero]

Get your pump up pesticide sprayer, fill it with just plain water. Make sure you have goggles and some sort of respirator on. Now every other day spray your yard down on that side with a mist of water. That should keep him away... lol

[Cooter]

I would put the sign up so he would see it everytime he ate. I'd even hang a light on it that would come on at dusk just to light the sign up at night. At christmas i'd pull a Grizwald on him and light up the whole block. And maybe even hang up some wind chimes clearly with in my property line help soothe his nerves.

Seriously Pat, this guy seems to be paranoid schizophrenic. What about a line of hedges?And a 55gal drum of Miracle grow.

Makes me wish a bald eagle with the runs would fly over and drop a load on his car.

[AutoCadillac]

Seriously, you just need to do perfectly legit things to annoy the hell out of him.

Put up some wind chimes in your yard as close as possible to his house.

Set you car fob to beep everytime you lock and unlock your car.

Whenever the wind is blowing toward his house, put some rancid meet on the grill.

Put up a security motion detector light, aim it toward your neighbors bedroom window and then aim the motion sensor at tree branches with the sensitivity level at the most sensitive setting.

Start blowing leaves at daybreak each Saturday and Sunday morning.

Install a bird feeder in your yard as close as possible to where he parks his car.

[Cooter]

AutoCadillac,
I think we've got the same idea!
Wind chimes must be a southern thing!!

[AutoCadillac]

Cooter,
That's funny. I promise I was writing my post when you posted yours.

Also, where in northeast Mississippi? My wife is from New Albany.