Do they try to confuse us with these names..AHH!!

[Shockwave]

What I would do to the guy that names the Chemical Guys line up! He has to be the most confusing individual on the planet.

WET MIRROR
GLOSS
MAGNIFIER MIRROR SHINE

BLITZ ACRYLIC
HYPER GLOSS


XXX HARD CORE Pure White Carnauba PASTE WAX+Advanced Polymers


FS PURE ACRYLIC CRYSTALINE HIGH GLOSS SEALANT -Protection System



I'm not a fan of companies feeling the need to being out 14 different car wash solutions. What? You aren't capable of making 2 that work? We need to choose from some inferior products that you list as amazing?!

[Shockwave]

Here's a doozy.


WET MIRROR FINISH ULTRA SLICK NON-STICK GLOSS MAGNIFIER-Mirror Perfect Reflection
Shoot me now.

[G35stilez]

Shockwave: I agree with you. IMO, simplicity is key.


The fact you have multiple car washes seems to me like throwing a lot of sh1t at the wall and seeing what sticks.


The name thing is a bit over the top (just think of the Autopia acronym!).