Supermarket Pet Peeves

[Way2SSlow]

Originally Posted by Scottwax

Chatty Cathy customers and cashiers piss me off. A few pleasantries are fine but I don't want to hear anyone's life story from birth to the present while I am stuck behind them.

People who cannot follow visual and audible direction on the self scanners irk me too. How do these people ever successfully use an ATM or even a touch tone phone?

Agreed. I usually make some small talk with the cashier. I really try to be as friendly as I can be to them, because I was a cashier once (not a grocery store) and I know how miserable a job it is. I dont hold up the line talking, that drives me nuts.

Ya know what else I really love....At Wal mart, when they have 2 registers open out of the 4,000 that they have.....You get just about up to that spot in the line where you can start putting your stuff on the belt, and BOOM!!! Off goes the open light and you get "this register is closed, I'm on my lunch break." or "We need to change out this drawer" and they begin counting down the drawer Would it kill you to turn your light off and just handle the people that you have in line before you take an attitude with us? GRRRR...

[pappy]

Alright, I work at a target as I am going to school. Not saying this is how all places do it, but for target, we start at either 11 in the morning or 1 in the afternoon to start stocking the shelves. From Opening to that time, vendors are all over the place in the grocery part of the store. The stocking done through out the day is automatically pulled from the back room from stuff that is purchased. So If there is someone who buys 20 bags of candy, then a box of that candy comes out a little later to fill the opening. If we didn't stock throughout the day, the store would be dang near empty by the end of it, and then people would be mad because we don't have anything on the shelves. Then at night the overnight offloads the truck or trucks that come in that day and take ALL of that and put it on the shelves.

Would you rather step around a flat of water, or have no water to buy until the next morning when the overnight team fills the shelves. (or substitute your favorite food)


Cashiering I don't have a ton of experience with, since I only go up when its really really busy since I'm on the sales floor. Whoever said that there is 30 registers and only 2 going, If there is a long line (3 or more) at any of those 2 registers other people will jump on to anther lane (thats how its supposed to work). If you ever just sit and watch throughout the day, it comes in spurts. They could have both of the cashiers waiting around doing nothing for two hours then bam, they have 20 people in each line...After those people are gone they are just standing around doing nothing. It wouldn't pay of to have any more people just standing around all day not doing anything. (when it gets to 3 people waiting in any line, there is a button on the register that the cashier is supposed to hit, it sends a signal to all the walkies on the people on the sales floor that they need help, and then 1 or 2 or 3 or how ever many they need will come up and open up another lane until it settles back down, then they leave and go back and do their job).

For the most part, way2slow, they are supposed to turn their light off and finish the people on the lane and then leave, or get someone to come and take over for them.

When I have to go back-up cashier I never turn my light on, I just signal a person from a long line on over to mine, but its amazing how many people I will have in my lane even with the light off, its a never ending thing. So if someone was going on break and just turns their light off it may take half and hour or more just to get people to stop coming to her lane, all people see is the people in the lane, they don't see that the light is off.

[Corey Bit Spank]

I've never had this problem at Wegmans. They seem to start stocking later in the evening.

Edit:

And when I was head cashier, a lofty position at such an establishment, I used to put Molasses on express because she took too long otherwise. People always have too many items when they attempt to go through express anyway, so it really doesn't matter. And I was always nice, suggesting that 17 items is in fact larger than 10 at the end of cashing them out, and they would cock at attitude such as, "The other lines were longer," or, "I have a family at home that is hungry." It took me a month to figure out that it simply wasn't worth making it a point since everybody is more important than everybody else. And then about 5 months later two scumbags decided to argue over it. It was so entertaining. I remember who it was, too. Blush versus Marlboro 100 Lights, Boxed. Blush always had a terrific excuse for being unintelligible. It was that everybody else was easily confused. Brilliant. Marlboro 100 Lights, Boxed always had an issue with something when it was her time to be cashed out. It was a bad combination, and by the end they both seemed to blame the store for Blush's inability to count and Marlboro 100 Lights, Boxed's vicious temper.

Customers would comment on express. In fact, that's how Molasses got her nickname. A customer said, "I see you have Molasses manning the ship on 1," and he agreed she wasn't doing anybody any favors at any register. Well, since wild-hair-Janet was always on the last register at the other end of the store. God she peeved me. She would leave her register for the worst reasons. She always came back from "the bathroom" while chewing on the nearly-expired hummus that the deli would put out in conjunction with the bakery's stale bread.

"Where did you go?"
"To the bathroom, Cor."
"OH!"

So really, working at a Supermarket is really a lot of fun when it's made into a story. Now I work in a lab at school and it's not full of any fun stories.

[themightytimmah]

Originally Posted by paul34

Well, I think you should come to the South and come to our favorite grocery store, Publix. Possibly the best grocery store in the country, I think all other grocery stores should strive to be like Publix (plus, the Tiramisu is AMAZING).

They make a mean sweet tea too, it's a shame Wal-Mart is trying to put them out of business (we've got a 24hr Super Walmart and a 24hr WM Neighborhood Market within 3 miles of our Publix).

[DaGonz]

My pet peeve with supermarkets isn't when the shelves are stocked.. it's the morons who...

get into the 10 items or less line with a full cart...

decide they don't want an item, and put it down anywhere, ie., meat in the paper goods aisle, etc.

People who take too much time wondering what brand of meat or cheese to buy at the deli counter.. then ask for a sample to compare....

People who drop things like jars of salsa or spaghetti sauce.. then walk away as if nothing happened...

Poeple who fumble for their coupons after the order has been rung up...

People who can't follow the simple directions at the self serve checkout...

and the Autopian nightmare...

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot, or worse... push the cart towards or into your car!

[Yal]

Originally Posted by Gonzo0903

My pet peeve with supermarkets isn't when the shelves are stocked.. it's the morons who...

get into the 10 items or less line with a full cart...

decide they don't want an item, and put it down anywhere, ie., meat in the paper goods aisle, etc.

People who take too much time wondering what brand of meat or cheese to buy at the deli counter.. then ask for a sample to compare....

People who drop things like jars of salsa or spaghetti sauce.. then walk away as if nothing happened...

Poeple who fumble for their coupons after the order has been rung up...

People who can't follow the simple directions at the self serve checkout...

and the Autopian nightmare...

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot, or worse... push the cart towards or into your car!

LOL every single point I agree!!

Its actually fun to watch these people trying to figure out the machine. I'm not talking about the broken machines that force you to scan a hundred times before yelling "Please wait for assistance!!" but the good ones.

I have seen meat left at the counter and then the store guy comes round picks it up and throws it back on the meat shelf Um dude how long has that been sitting there?

My car got hit by a shopping cart. The woman took off before I could get her info. I know have a PDR dent on my quarter panel

I have seen people, regular everyday people with kind faces lol, knock stacks of things over and just keep walking like its just another day in the park la di da. Nobody is asking you to pick the stuff up but at the very least tell the shop people about it I mean come on.

Put my worse pet peeve of ALL!! People who get into the 20 item express lane and proceed to divide their 100 items between 5 family members Hey don't mind me standing back here with my gallon of milk.

[DaGonz]

I have told this Autopian story before, but like any good story.. it 's worth repeating.

It was late afternoon, I was running errands after working a day at the Fire Academy. I had a urge for a cup of coffee, so I pulled into a plaza in Sudbury, Massachusetts where there is a Starbucks. There is also a supermarket anchoring one end of the plaza.

I parked my F-150 and I observed a woman who pulld her car into a parking space, take the shopping cart that was nearby and push it in the direction of my parked vehicle.

I intercepted said cart before it could hit my vehicle and said something to the effect that "you shoudl watch where you are pushing the cart"...
Her repky to me was "it's only a truck....."

She then went into one of the specialty shops in the plaza.

My devious behaviour mode kicked in....

I proceeded to gather all of the shiopping carts I could find in the lit, nested them together and surrounded her vehicle with them. I then left her a not on the windshield..

"Don't worry.. they areionly shopping carts"....


I got my coffee and left. I wanted to stay to see her reaction , but I had to go on duty that evening at 6:00 PM...

[Wetwerks]

My biggest pet peeve are the people who stand there while being rung up, then once they see the total they proceed to fill out the *entire* check. A close tie would be the same situation, but then digging around looking for their ATM/bank card/credit card.

This really is not a pet peeve, but I do enjoy watching the parking lot vultures drive around and around trying the find the spot as close to the front of the building as possible. I always park out in the middle of no where and usually end up walking past the same people I followed in *still* driving around looking for the prime spot.

Walter
Co-owner

[Scottwax]

Originally Posted by Wetwerks

My biggest pet peeve are the people who stand there while being rung up, then once they see the total they proceed to fill out the *entire* check. A close tie would be the same situation, but then digging around looking for their ATM/bank card/credit card.

It should be legal to hurt those people.

[paul34]

Originally Posted by Wetwerks

This really is not a pet peeve, but I do enjoy watching the parking lot vultures drive around and around trying the find the spot as close to the front of the building as possible. I always park out in the middle of no where and usually end up walking past the same people I followed in *still* driving around looking for the prime spot.

Walter
Co-owner

Heh, I really love that. Sometimes I have to go to (supercenter) Wal-Mart () and there's this parking lot to the far right of the store, that I suppose is technically behind another strip of stores. Anyway, its usually nearly empty there, and I always park there. How much time do I spend driving among dangerous (and man, do I mean dangerous) Wal-Mart shopper traffic and looking for a parking spot? Oh, about 0 seconds. It takes me 2 seconds to find a spot (oh which empty spot shall I choose ), and the irony of it all is that this parking lot is actually closer to the store than most of the rest of the parking lot

However... that parking lot I park in seems to be where everyone abandons their carts... and Wal-Mart doesn't even have a cart return thing on that side of the lot! Why wouldn't they put such a simple thing in place?

[satizsa]

Originally Posted by Accumulator

The place I patronize the most has to do their restocking during the day because a) it's more affordable, b) it's easier to supervise, and c) they have cleaning crews in after-hours.

Some employees *are* less than considerate, so it can be necessary to attitude-adjust those who forget whose satisfaction oughta come first

I intercepted said cart before it could hit my vehicle and said something to the effect that "you shoudl watch where you are pushing the cart"...
Her repky to me was "it's only a truck....."

[Accumulator]

Originally Posted by satizsa

..Her repky to me was "it's only a truck....."

Heh heh, I mighta given her a brief lecture about polite consideration of others and her, uhm... apparent shortcomings as a human being.

My poor minivan is getting *SO* many dings...people are obviously showing it no respect despite its near-concours condition

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