Autopia Car Detailing Forum Home
Autopia Car Detailing How-To Articles Autopia Car Detailing Product Reviews Autopia Car Detailing Products & Supplies Catalog

Old 11-11-06, 11:34   #1 (permalink)
Now with twice the head
 
Scottwax's Avatar
 
Scottwax is offline
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Arlington, TX
Posts: 24,986
Scottwax will become famous soon enough Scottwax will become famous soon enough
Send a message via AIM to Scottwax
*BREAKING NEWS* Terror Alert in Pittsburgh, PA

Subject: Terror Alert in Pittsburgh
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:06:54 -0500

AP-Pittsburgh, PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed nearly two hours
this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Bill Cower immediately suspended practice and called
the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance
unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
__________________
Owner, Scott's Mobile Auto Detailing
I test for Optimum, Clearkote and Meguiars
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 01:05   #2 (permalink)
Registered User
 
JohnZ3MC's Avatar
 
JohnZ3MC is offline
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sidney, B.C.
Posts: 399
JohnZ3MC is on a distinguished road
You're bad, you're bad, but you're oh so funny. Good humour, well done.
-John C.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 01:35   #3 (permalink)
Mmmm, Microfiber
 
Idnar's Avatar
 
Idnar is offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
Posts: 3
Idnar is on a distinguished road
Send a message via MSN to Idnar
even though you are dissing my favorite team that was so funny and so TRUE.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 05:34   #4 (permalink)
Registered User
 
flatstick is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,157
flatstick is on a distinguished road
Wow that was waaaaaaaay to funny. even the Steelers fans around here would have to agree with you
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 06:11   #5 (permalink)
Sr.Waxalot!
 
BlkTac05's Avatar
 
BlkTac05 is offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: West Texas
Posts: 1,235
BlkTac05 is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to BlkTac05
That's funny, Scott! I'm surprised Cower was able to look down to see the goal line past his chin! I really shouldn't poke fun at the Steelers. My Pats layed an egg last week against the Colts. I never thought I's say this.......But Tom brady looked like Drew Bledsoe last week. DOH!!
__________________
Boston Rob
Addicted to Detailing Products
2006 Chrysler 300C Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 07:58   #6 (permalink)
BE(beginning experience)
 
cwcad's Avatar
 
cwcad is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: fairbanks, alaska and harker heights, texas
Posts: 1,062
cwcad is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnZ3MC
You're bad, you're bad, but you're oh so funny. Good humour, well done.
-John C.
Indeed!! Got me twice. Once with worry. The second time for laughing.
__________________
cwcad

DO WHAT YOU SAY... SAY WHAT YOU DO
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 08:59   #7 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Hey, Moe! is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Central PA
Posts: 422
Hey, Moe! is on a distinguished road
Very true, Scott. I gotta agree, even though I am a fan. Right now, the Steelers seem like a car that you take to a mechanic, and he can't seem to get it fixed.

A few years ago, that story circulated around here with Penn State as the target. People were taking potshots at Joe Paterno, too. He seemed to get the last laugh, however.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-12-06, 12:57   #8 (permalink)
Yal
Registered User
 
Yal is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NY, Long Island
Posts: 693
Yal is on a distinguished road
LOL

That motorcycle crash was a bad omen from the start.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-13-06, 02:33   #9 (permalink)
RIP-Aug. 22, 2007
 
gusbubba's Avatar
 
gusbubba is offline
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: pittsburgh, pa
Posts: 489
gusbubba is on a distinguished road
Re: *BREAKING NEWS* Terror Alert in Pittsburgh, PA

Embarrassing as it is , I gotta agree with ya, Scott.
They haven't looked good this year.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 11-14-06, 01:18   #10 (permalink)
Registered User
 
wannafbody is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 5,499
wannafbody is on a distinguished road
Re: *BREAKING NEWS* Terror Alert in Pittsburgh, PA

if it wasn't for the improbable super bowl win last season there'd be a lot of fans caling for Charlie Batch to be QB. There's always a QB controversy in Pittsburgh-the only exception was Bradshaw and so far Ben.
__________________
2000 WS6 TA NBM
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:44.


Copyright (c), 1999-2008, Autopia.org - All Rights Reserved

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.1.0

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63