09-11-06, 07:30
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| | I eat plastic.
Corey Bit Spank is offline
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 2,671 | How exciting!
My friend saw him in Toronto a few years back.  | |
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09-12-06, 03:41
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pogo123 is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 134 | Well, you can't beat the price of admission. | |
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09-12-06, 07:41
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| | I eat plastic.
Corey Bit Spank is offline
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 2,671 | It's supposed to be a benefit to going to a school with 29,999 other fine individuals
We're renaming it "SUNY of the Self Taught" | |
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09-13-06, 08:00
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| | Time's a-wastin',speedy!
TortoiseAWD is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 3,322 | Quote: |
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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09-19-06, 07:48
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| | I eat plastic.
Corey Bit Spank is offline
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09-19-06, 10:06
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hadboosttroy is offline
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: portland, OR Posts: 900 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by TortoiseAWD
Tort | one of the best movie quotes ever!! | |
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09-20-06, 08:51
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tanha is offline
Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 109 | Oh wow, I'm jealous! (Ha, he wouldn't approve of that!)
How was it? | |
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10-05-06, 08:33
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| | I eat plastic.
Corey Bit Spank is offline
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 2,671 | I won a prize because my question was picked for him to answer.
I won
a peace flag
a weird white thing which i'm not sure what it is
a too-large University at Buffalo t-shirt
a book!
wowzas.   | |
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10-06-06, 08:11
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G35stilez is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Southport, CT Posts: 6,667 | From "Wedding Crashers": Quote: |
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack a$$!
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10-06-06, 08:18
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| | Time's a-wastin',speedy!
TortoiseAWD is offline
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 3,322 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Corey Bit Spank I won a prize because my question was picked for him to answer. | What was the question, and how did he reply?
Tort | |
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