This is a real conversation. PG-13

[Corey Bit Spank]

jesus8urbaby: is it bad that i wouldn't clean ________'s car because he seems like a major man whore and i didn't want to have to touch the seats?
jesus8urbaby: because he asked me awhile ago and i just...never got back
jesus8urbaby: i'm terrible
jan: no you're not
jan: :c )
jesus8urbaby: would you do the same?
jesus8urbaby: i don't know what has been on those seats!
jan: yeah don't touch it
jan: you don't want herpes
jesus8urbaby: he'd probably make me sign a waiver
jesus8urbaby: that if i get pregnant from his car I cannot try to get child support out of him
jan: hahaaaa
jan: wow

[Ben Kenobi]

Oh Corey! You give me the best laughs. I take it this was a chat that you know of or were part of? I don't think I'd want to clean this guys car either, lol! Must be pretty scuzzy. Makes me think of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. He makes comments about the love juice in the Camry. Too funny.

[G35stilez]

Problem solved .

[Corey Bit Spank]

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

Oh Corey! You give me the best laughs. I take it this was a chat that you know of or were part of? I don't think I'd want to clean this guys car either, lol! Must be pretty scuzzy. Makes me think of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. He makes comments about the love juice in the Camry. Too funny.

That's a great movie. hahaha