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Old 01-23-06, 07:50   #1 (permalink)
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So this blonde looked over and read this headline

"12 Brazillian citizens killed" and shook her head sadly. Then she turned to the man on her right and asked ["How many is a brazillian again?"]

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Old 01-23-06, 08:01   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-06, 09:12   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-06, 06:41   #4 (permalink)
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How about this instead...


Top White House Aide: "President Bush, I have to inform you that we have just lost 2 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq"

G-dub: "My God, how many zeros are in a Brazillion?"


either way...
 
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Old 01-24-06, 07:49   #5 (permalink)
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Both got me chuckling!!
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Old 01-24-06, 11:24   #6 (permalink)
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Ill have to tell my very republican father that last one and my good blonde friend the first one. If I don't return, y'all know that i've been burned at the stake
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Old 01-24-06, 02:00   #7 (permalink)
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How about this instead...


Top White House Aide: "President Bush, I have to inform you that we have just lost 2 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq"

G-dub: "My God, how many zeros are in a Brazillion?"


either way...
Uh...no. BTW, Bush had a slightly higher GPA at Yale than the supposed genius John Kerry.
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Old 01-24-06, 02:08   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHA good one (at least the blonde one)

I don't like the Bush one, either, Scott.
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btw...I'm not a Bush hater. Just a funny joke
 
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Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm drowning!

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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm drowning!

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I love blonde jokes...

Now that is funny!!!!
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Old 01-25-06, 09:33   #12 (permalink)
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Uh...no. BTW, Bush had a slightly higher GPA at Yale than the supposed genius John Kerry.

Ugh. Both jokes were saying the same thing. I think he just meant that he had also heard that joke in the form that he posted.
Bush has said plenty of dumb things...and I wouldn't be surprised to hear him ask how many is in a Brazilian. But political threads never get anywhere. We don't have to argue about political parties, because people have their opinions already. Nobody's going to change their political party preferences because some guy on a detailing forum told them how their candidate sucks/ed.
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