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01-19-06, 08:19
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DanoWatt is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Juan Capistrano, CA Posts: 215 | Interesting, um, email...
Got this in my work mailbox. Hmm. Quote:
Dear Sir/Madam
I recently came across your web site, and thought that you would be the
service to use. I was on my way to the airport to begin an extended
vacation, and had the misfortune of running over a skunk. While trying to
avoid the skunk, I skidded into a compost pile. By the time I got to the
airport, I had to use the lousiest long term parking space available, and
while I was away (for one month), a homeless man broke into the car and
expired. He must have died from a viral infection, because there is human
excrement all over the back seat. I should tell that I was also parked next
to a dumpster, and some errant sea-gulls had target practice for a month.
Can you help me?
Thank You.
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01-19-06, 08:42
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Setec Astronomy is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,416 | By work mailbox, you mean your pro detailing mailbox? That's obviously someone's attempt at humor.
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01-19-06, 08:55
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ZaneO is offline
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Amarillo, Texas Posts: 4,066 | Looks like your friends are playing tricks 
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01-19-06, 11:15
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Pontman43 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Antioch, Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,312 | Send a reply saying it would only cost $200,000. 
If it real, which I highly doubt, then I would either not do it or charge more than another car would cost, then go buy a new car. lol | |
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01-21-06, 06:49
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White95Max is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 6,885 | Yeah that seems a little TOO nasty to be true. Everything is there...rotting feces, bird bombs, compost in the grille...
I would charge 3 times the normal rate. That car could be haunted by Viral Man! 
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01-21-06, 07:29
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Scottwax is offline
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Arlington, TX Posts: 25,181 | Some of the soccer mom minivans come periously close to that description....
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01-21-06, 12:19
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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,643 | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Scottwax Some of the soccer mom minivans come periously close to that description.... | | |
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01-22-06, 10:55
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Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 474 | "Some of the soccer mom minivans come periously close to that description...." 
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