Very funny

She's adorable.
Do you guys get good Italian down there? I'm sure it's nothing like back home, huh?!
When I went to school in Indiana, the garbage they'd pass off for Italian food let alone pizza was a disgrace.
Reminded me of the famous line at the end of Goodfellas when Henry Hill, now in the witness protection program somewhere in Pimpleville Midwest, says, "...After I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup..."
