Mixology 101: Part 1 - The Art of mixing.

[Mindflux]

We often find ourselves yearning for something out of the ordinary, or perhaps EXTRAORDINARY! Most importantly it's a fun way to learn about some things you may have never tried.

Sometimes we have to mix things to get the desired results. Today's Lesson, Part 1 of a series shows us how to make Chocolate Milk. Americas favorite sweet dairy beverage. This lesson will walk you through how to make one of the most simple concoctions on the planet. To top it off you'll have a treat that everyone can enjoy. If you are lactose intolerant please substitute milk for your favorite soy product.

Here are the necessary ingredients.
Milk:

Chocolate Powder:



Step 1: Add some Chocolate Powder to your favorite drinking glass. In this case we're going to use a tall plastic cup.



Step 2: After you've added the appropriate amount of powder to suite your tastes you are going to want to add your milk! Not too much though! Leave some room to mix everything together.



Step 3: Mix the ingredients together with your favorite spoon to produce a dark, chocolate flavored beverage for easy consumption.



Step 4: Enjoy!



I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Mixology 101. I'll be back tomorrow with another exciting episode about Ketchup!

[Jscort98]

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be some thread about mixing detailing products but this is a lot better by far. I love chocolate milk.

[Mindflux]

Originally Posted by Jscort98

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be some thread about mixing detailing products but this is a lot better by far. I love chocolate milk.

So do I!

It begs to ask though.. who doesn't?

Arrogant Sociopaths, perhaps?

OK the lactose intolerant probably don't either. Or those allergic to cocoa.

[Scottwax]

That's pretty hilarious! You ought to do an EDU on OT.

[grease]

Mixing is for hacks. I buy my chocolate milk premixed...There are even special chocolate cows that squirt that stuff out...

[keesue]

This is an outrage! The unmitigated nerve! This is direct assault on everything sacred about premixed chocolate milk. It is a snub to all us who are main stream pre-mixed chocalate milk drinkers. It is a thumb in the eye of those of us who know that NOTHING can replace the wisdom of the pre-mix chocolate milk manufacturers of America.

Now then, taking my tongue out of my cheek, let me help educate you, Sir Mindflux. We O.G. chocalate milk drinkers know you gotsta put the indredients in an old peanut butter jar set aside for this purpose, twist the lid tight and shake vigorously. Only then, can you you stand - not sit - and guzzle it down right outta da jar to the ahhhhhhhhhh.......burp! (And that's AFTER you have eaten way more chocalate cookies than is allowed by law).

So there. Oh, and by-the-way, this is the funniest damn post.

[Mindflux]

Thanks for the vote of confidence