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02-28-08, 07:57
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Dr. Jan Itor
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Me and Chuck Norris
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02-28-08, 08:50
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
Anytime someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is, he says "two seconds till". When they ask: "two seconds till what," he roundhouse kicks them in the face!
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02-28-08, 10:01
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Now with twice the head
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
No Vin Diesel, no care.
J/K, Chuck Norris is cooler than Vin.  |
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02-28-08, 10:05
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
I think I'll dig out my picture of me and OJ when I was in Maui. 
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02-28-08, 10:10
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No Vin Diesel, no care.
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What the he11, I just lost all respect for...
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Ohh, thank God!
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02-28-08, 11:16
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
did he try to sell you one of these?
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02-29-08, 05:46
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris.
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02-29-08, 05:57
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~werd to yo mutha~
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Cool pic Zane. Was he a nice guy? He seems like he is in interviews.
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02-29-08, 07:23
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
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did he try to sell you one of these?
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LOL..damm BowFlex knock off.
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02-29-08, 08:27
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Time's a-wastin',speedy!
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
Chuck's still no match for
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all at the same time.
Of course, none of them stand a chance against Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
Not in an Ultimate Showdown, anyway . . .
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02-29-08, 09:24
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
Chuck is one of the rare celebrities who isn't full of himself. I met him at the San Diego airport where I worked. He was just standing outside the terminal and talking to the cops. I asked for his autograph which he graciously supplied and proceeded to ask me about my job . BTW, his wife/GF was hot! Being a celeb does have its perks!
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02-29-08, 11:05
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Re: Me and Chuck Norris
I saw Chuck do a show with Howard Stern years ago, he was funny as hell! I think he's a decent guy.
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