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12-13-07, 07:27
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| | Dewey, Buffet & Howe
JuneBug is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Heart of North Carolina Posts: 1,627 | A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a Natural Light along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. Now, I would love to chat with you some more, Seņor, but now, I have to finish your lawn." | |
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12-13-07, 08:32
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| | Sooper Genyus
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Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Amarillo, Texas Posts: 4,068 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
That's awesome.
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12-13-07, 08:39
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| | Proper prep is a virtue
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Stafford, VA. Posts: 1,157 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
That's great. I was getting all sentimental and stuff!!!
So much for political correctness. | |
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12-13-07, 09:49
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| | Dewey, Buffet & Howe
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Heart of North Carolina Posts: 1,627 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
OK, I'm not the author - I stole it from a friend (who probably swiped it from someone) but I thought is was cool, kinda like the O. Henry stories with the surprise ending. | |
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12-13-07, 10:14
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| | Registered User
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Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,438 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
Hilarious! I was starting to think you were some kind of nut who talks to himself.  | |
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12-13-07, 10:16
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| | Glossy Tundra
Brandon1 is online now Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC/Louisburg, NC Posts: 1,863 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
He is a nut who talks to himself. 
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12-13-07, 10:31
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,054 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
that was great, tell my cousin I saud hi | |
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12-13-07, 11:53
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 395 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
That was good. | |
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12-13-07, 12:53
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| | Dewey, Buffet & Howe
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Heart of North Carolina Posts: 1,627 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
Watch it Brandon - You're just mad the little voices don't talk to you too, LOL!! | |
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12-13-07, 04:29
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL (UCF) Posts: 1,148 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
hahahahah, very good!
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12-13-07, 09:56
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA!!! Posts: 1,416 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
Here I was looking forward to a spiritual discussion. | |
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12-14-07, 07:15
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| | Palm Harbor Detailing
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Palm Harbor, FL. Posts: 2,053 | Re: A conversation with Jesus
That's a good one , hahahaha 
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