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Old 12-13-07, 08:27   #1 (permalink)
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A conversation with Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a Natural Light along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. Now, I would love to chat with you some more, SeƱor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."
 
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Old 12-13-07, 09:32   #2 (permalink)
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That's awesome.
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That's great. I was getting all sentimental and stuff!!!

So much for political correctness.
 
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Old 12-13-07, 10:49   #4 (permalink)
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OK, I'm not the author - I stole it from a friend (who probably swiped it from someone) but I thought is was cool, kinda like the O. Henry stories with the surprise ending.
 
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Hilarious! I was starting to think you were some kind of nut who talks to himself.
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Old 12-13-07, 11:16   #6 (permalink)
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He is a nut who talks to himself.
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Old 12-13-07, 11:31   #7 (permalink)
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that was great, tell my cousin I saud hi
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That was good.
 
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Old 12-13-07, 01:53   #9 (permalink)
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Watch it Brandon - You're just mad the little voices don't talk to you too, LOL!!
 
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hahahahah, very good!
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Here I was looking forward to a spiritual discussion.
 
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Old 12-14-07, 08:15   #12 (permalink)
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That's a good one , hahahaha
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