What have you done?

[saling4]

What have you done to my poor '89 Ford Ranger? She used to like her weekly bath and oil change every 6 weeks and was happy. Now she has been talking to you guys and she wants carnuba, meq 3 step or some Klasse would be nice. I had to get a compressor because she just couldn't live with those drops of water from her door handles or around the mirrors any more. Had to get a shop vac, the Kirby wasn't good enough. Heck, I never even knew she had wheel wells now I am scrubing and protecting them. Then who would imagine that the undercarriage being dirty would effect her pyche so bad. Now I own a power sprayer because no lady should have a dirty bottom. She started talking about MF this and MF that, I was about to wash her injectors out. Then I realized Micro-Fiber, whew. Then she is talking about a PC and I am thinking "No way she gets her own computer!!". She has turned into a real snob , her grille goes up every time a dirty car is around, She slams on the brakes if there is water in the street. PLEASE dont egg her on guys, I have 5 other cars and she is talking to them and I have grand children to send to college.

P.S. Now if I get close to her with Windex w/Ammonia she locks me out. You have created a monster

[scottlee]

[Mr. Clean]

[hook]

wait until she starts requiring boutique "toppers"

[hirosh]

or when every other week she changes her mind about which sealant to wear.