Most hilarous signs/bumper stickers seen while driving.

PrinzII · 07-11-03, 11:40

What are some of the more humorous signs/bumper stickers you have seen while commuting or driving in general?

unclearty · 07-11-03, 11:45

Pulled up behind a car on the back of a tow truck...I saw that all too familar looking bumper sticker...."God loves you.......everyone else thinks you're an as***le!"

IndigoGTI · 07-11-03, 11:47

Here are a few I like:

My Son Got Your Honor Student Pregnant

Horn Broken, Watch For Finger

Honk If You Would Like To See An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

Of course, the obligatory "Slow Men Working" sign.

Of course, being a true Autopian, a bumper sticker will never deface my beautiful paint.

BradNC · 07-11-03, 12:26

Although not politically correct, my favorite is:

"Vote Democrat. It's easier than thinking."

drrac2 · 07-11-03, 12:55

"If it absolutely positively must be destroyed overnight call 1-800-US-MARINE CORP"

HOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Spilchy · 07-11-03, 12:59

These were on the back of my friend's 1983 Thunderbird with 87 Mustang GT wheels. Relax, we were in high school! Don't flame me!

Jesus is coming. Quick, look busy.

The laboratory called. Your brain has arrived.

Thank you for not breeding.

Labotomies for Democrats. It's the law.

Impeach the President and HER husband too. (refering to the Clintons)

9 out of the 10 voices inside my head told me to clean my guns today.

I have a couple more but they will provoke outrage on this board. It's best I keep them private

Shiny Lil Detlr · 07-11-03, 01:05

ok here's the short list:

"How's My Driving?? Call 1-800-F@$&-OFF"

"I don't Suffer From Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"If You Can Read This, Get Off My @$$"

those are all the ones I can remember right now, I'll add more later.

unclearty · 07-11-03, 01:13

Many years ago, I was a a stop light..a metallic blue 64 Chebby wagon pulled up beside me...talk a bout a crap magnet rolling down the automotive isle at Walmart...fake side pipes..hanging off...cheap baby moons...every chrome thing they sell...bad window tint job......as he pulled away from me, there was a bumper sticker..all by itself....
"Don't laugh...your daughter may be in here"

rajs · 07-11-03, 01:18

I recently saw ....

Guns don't kill people -- postal workers do.

kirbdog · 07-11-03, 01:18

My cousin used to have one that said F___ You I've Got Enough Friends!

Jake11375 · 07-11-03, 01:28

Here are a few. I've seen so many but can't remember half of them.

IRS, we've got what it takes to take what you got!

You're just jealous becuase the voices are talking to me and not you!

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Dom · 07-11-03, 01:57

I saw a bumper sticker on a Pantera once that read:

All of the parts you see falling from this car are of the finest Italian quality.

Back when I was living in North Carolina, I saw a licence plate on the back of a civic that read:

Vafancul

Being of Italian descent, I realized that this is Italian for "Go F*** Yourself. I think because it was in NC, where there weren't alot of Italian-Americans, nobody really knew what it meant.

Dom