I tried everything under the sun, but I finally had to take 0000 steel wool saturated with lacquer thinner and lots of elbow grease. Unfortunately, it left the pipe a little hazy looking, which may or may not be what's left of the smear mark from when I wiped the hot globs around. Either way, it looks 95% better. Oddly enough, I had been wiping the length of the pipe, from front to back of the bike and wasn't getting anywhere. I used
Meg's NXT Metal Polysh and went up and down horizontally on the pipe and it cleaned most of it right off. Weird.
A claybar wouldn't have touched these globs. I had to get the pipe scorching hot, come home and immediately spray
WD-40 on it, let it melt the crap, and then wipe vigorously with a terry cloth.
Is there any way to polish chrome like a clearcoat to remove hazing? I have tried chrome polish (Mother's, Meg's NXT Metal Polysh, PB's PP) and they shine the pipe up but don't touch any of the micro scratches.