I didn't think I was a newbie at detailing until I tried to get this black BMW Z3 spiffed up. It just won't happen. I have washed the thing about five times. I didn't want to polish while it was still dirty, that's why. The dried on, fossilized
water spots just will not come off. I even got so desparate I tried the unthinkable sin, Simple Green and Ammonia (followed immediately by a rinse), just to see what would get it off. NOPE.
It doesn't seem to make sense, but do waterspots like black cars better? Maybe black gets hot so they cake on harder?

I know black makes them more visible, but I'm anal enough I would have noticed this kind of thing on my red vehicles, midnight blue vehicles, etc. Even white! Because I look real close.
No luck. I pulled out a
Meguiar's #80, and if I scrub like a mofo by hand, it seems to start coming out. Square inch at a time. "Start" being the key word here.

This would appear to be a 16 hour job if I scrubbed it all the way until something happened. I've also tried
Meguiar's Crystal paint cleaner and the polish, but no luck. Those are more like 24 hour jobs.
So maybe I'm a typical newbie you can point and laugh at, but seriously, I need some help. I know I should have a buffer tool or whatever, but I don't, and I need this car looking good before a big date coming up Monday at noon.
I currently have a decent amount of product in my collection, including a lot of Meguiar's, some Zaino, and some other stuff. Just give me an idea how to do this without a machine tool, as well as any other tips about, how in the future I should deal with having a black car. I will be very very grateful.
As a side note, it's mostly a nice paint job, that has a few bad scratches in some odd places, mostly the front spoiler which also has little white pock marks all over it, probably from it being made out of PLASTIC. Is there a "cheater" way to hide these for now, until I can take care of them later? I am looking for something better than the black TW crayon+wax kit.
Thanks guys, and sorry for being the typical dumb newbie here. If you help me, I owe you big.