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Re: Glass cleaner
I have performed dozens of lab tests and the effectiveness of the cleaner is directly proportional to the cost of the product. For this reason, I have begun selling distilled water in 6 oz spray bottles for $250.25. You simply would not believe the results. You literally cannot see the glass. Birds lay dead all over my property and all around my car everywhere I go. I can't even keep it cool in the car - the cool air thinks there are no windows and escapes the cabin. How you ask? Well, this product is so good, it breaks down the laws of physics within a 10 foot radius of its application.
Human civilization is done. Stick a fork in it. Beam me up. Throw in the towel. This isn't even funny anymore.
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