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Re: Blonde joke(s)
A blonde is driving down the highway and accidently rear ends a man in his truck.
They pull over to the side of the road and he asks the blonde what happened?
she apologizes and says she was distracted with putting on her make-up.
Frustrated, the man grabs a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the pavement, step inside that circle and dont you dare step out!
He proceeds to her car and starts kicking her fender in, he looks over at the blonde and she has a giant smirk on her face.
Agitated he grabs his key and runs it across the side of her car, he looks over at the blonde and shes holding her mouth giggling.
Furious the man grabs a bat from his truck and begins smashing her window in. He looks over at the blonde and she is laughing hysterically. He then screams out WHATS SO FUNNY!!!!
the blonde replies, I stepped out of the circle every time you weren't looking.
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