[toyotaguy]

mexican dude, asian dude and a blonde white dude....

mexican looks at his lunch and says "damn, if I get a burrito for lunch one more time I am going to jump off this ledge"

asian dude looks at his lunch and says "damn, if I get noodles one more time I too am going to jump off"

blond looks at his lunch and say "if I get ham one more time I am going to jump off"

next day they all look at their lunches...mexican gets burrito, asian noodle, and blonde ham...they all jump off the ledge to their death!

AT the funeral all the wives were present...

mexican wife - "if I only knew he didnt want burritos, I could have made him tacos or enchiladas instead"

asian wife "If i only knew he didnt want noodles, I would have made him a rice bowl instead

blonde wife - "Dont look at me, the idiot makes his own lunch!"

HAHAHAHA!!!!