| Re: Me and Chuck Norris
Chuck's still no match for Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all at the same time. 
Of course, none of them stand a chance against Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
Not in an Ultimate Showdown, anyway . . .
Tort
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